Fluffy Eggplantt

May 31
May 31
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<3

May 30
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brisasmith:

shayeris:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This one’s for http://saucyeggshell.tumblr.com/

May 30
May 30

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May 30
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whosthisdouchefag:

classyprostitute:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

omfg

im cryinhg oh my ogd

I swear Carlos

This is not the fucking time for your  jokes

I swear to God Carlos I’m going to jump you

May 30
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somethingspecified:

bunnypaw:

I did something bad. 

I was judging myself the whole time I was making it but like I said before..

I regret nothing.

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OMFG EVERYONE LISTEN

TEARS. DOWN MY FACE. OH MY GOD.

oh my god

yes

May 28

I love my sister

But unfortunately I cannot get her lemonade for my legs are broken. I saw what she rebloged and i went in her room to thank her for the amazing listening experience and she asked for lemonade. She said that getting her lemonade would help me express my love. I told her that once I got her lemonade that my knees wold break.

She doesn’t care.

May 09

alienalias:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#lisa is all of us here on tumblr

omgawd. I’m Lisa AND the other guy at the same time. WHAT.

omgawd yes. 

May 09

In a store with my mom.

totally-relatable:

Me: 

My mom: